Legacy wank

When you have a wank to somebody from your past for nothing more than old time sake

I tried to have a legacy wank to my ex girlfriend Marie, but I just couldn't get the rhythm going.

by The cunt lord June 3, 2015

isis leader

A very smart sand nigger who commands the goat rapists

ALL HAIL ISIS LEADER

by ISIS LEADER February 15, 2017

Couldn't lead a dog on a leash

Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance

Jacques Chirac a good leader? He couldn't lead a dog on a leash.

by Eugene Pleymaker September 29, 2003

Legal

In portuguese, it means Cool

Eu sou legal - I am cool

by GamerGirl01 April 7, 2015

Legal

Approved statement signed into law used as a point of guardians in order to provide security.

An unexpired identification account from the federal, state, and/ or local government agency with a picture, address, birth-date, and signature pertaining to an individual can be used to prove legal existence of a person.

An individual or a group is legally subjected to the signature of acceptance of a service or a product outcome.. May be updated with the consent of all involved participants

by Kniyi A. April 21, 2017

the blind leading the blind

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

Leaded Pencil

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.

Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009