I gotta lube the lever right away!
by Robert Van Winkle April 06, 2004
What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.
Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA
by Timpano December 16, 2008
1) drool from a sleeping or catatonic woman's mouth that has trickled down to her breasts, therefore lubing them
Ever slip a chick a tranquilizer? She's so passed out she has boob lube all over her titties in about 2 minutes!
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
by AlwayzSharp February 26, 2006
Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..
Guy: Why?
Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.
Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?
Girl: AKA... my vagina....
by willey, j April 30, 2009
A miracle of nature that occurs when you have to take a shit so bad that your ass begins to spontaneously lube itself in preparation for said shit.
by ad fan August 30, 2006
A nickname for someone who hides their horniness, and enjoys Minecraft. They are a pretty cool person who likes to watch a lot of Netflix.
by WhenYouChicken April 29, 2020