Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014
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by Hoooopy June 12, 2018
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Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .
happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!
the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
by averyhappyboy September 2, 2018
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by Terminal Privates December 18, 2018
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by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019
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