helmet on loose

refering to having a few screws loose
senseless, acting like a retard

as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

looser pooser

to be more than a loser

estuped esmeralda rivera you are such a looser pooser to be even reading this sentence.

by kwazy kewl keekers May 11, 2009

Stupid Loose

Simply getting so loose(fucked up) that you become stupid.

Will: "Hey man what happened last night?"

Jeremy: "Well we started drinking then you got stupid loose and fell through the coffee table while fist pumping to Dead Mau5."

by willNreno July 9, 2011

loose condom

loose condom refers to when a beanie isn't pulled down far enough on the head, leaving a vast and unnecessary expanse of material at the tip

I thought he was attractive, but when he turned around I saw he was wearing a loose condom.
The thing I hate most about winter is the sudden influx of loose condom wearers.

by Sigma Phi December 11, 2010

Limoshlong

Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.

person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"

by John Holmes May 13, 2003

loose sausage meat

Flaccid penis which cannot be funnelled into a condom.

As in "Sorry love, I've got loose sausage meat ".

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Loose Nuggets

little poop balls when you have diarrhea. looks like chicken nuggets but poop like.

I think you left your loose nuggets in the toilet. Im about to blow loose nuggets all in my pants.

by canz January 12, 2008