Bryan Li

A fucking nerd who has small Asian eyes.

Yo, you’re eyes are as small as a Bryan Li !
Woah, A+? Ur such a fucking Bryan Li.

by Oofer1369 April 30, 2019

Li Zhang

1. The best ninja in the universe.

1. Did you see Li Zhang today? He was owning everyone with his 1337 ninja skills!

by Li Zhang March 11, 2005

Li Cunxin

A ballet dancer who loves to dance and fuck

I am reading a book with the character Li Cunxin

by Boy who loves girls March 18, 2019

Gavin li

Will suck your grandmas dick. Stay away

is that Gavin Lim he will suck your grandma

by graandma October 18, 2019

smash lies

another word for lying, when someone keeps making things up, a stupid ridiculous lie or lies.

L: " i went to the store yesterday and an old man named ely gave me $1000! "
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"

by gertrude jewelover January 17, 2010

Cheng Li

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"

by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019

Cheng Li

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

CHENG LI SHOULD BE PUBLISHED!

by Mathew Smiths March 16, 2019