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Latino Beat

The act of pleasuring yourself to Latin music videos on mute.
John: Shaun, do you want to go to the porn shop?

Shaun: No man, the recession is killing me, I just turn on Telemundo on mute and do the Latino Beat.
by Lbeats July 28, 2011
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Latinx

A bullshit gender neutral version of latino or Latina made by white “woke people” that’s “inclusive” of non-bionairy Latin Americans, when in reality, the gender neutral version of Spanish words is putting an “e” at the end of the gendered words.
Dan: hey, Venezuelans are Latinos, right?

Marcus: The word Latino isn’t inclusive to the Latin American population who doesn’t identify as male! Say Latinx instead!

Fred: Dude, latinx was made by overprivileged white people, and the English definition of latino is inclusive. Stop trying to be Mr. woke
by The De-veloper June 26, 2021
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latino

Any one who is, or whos ancestors are from a country with a latin based language. For example- Latin, Spanish, Portuguese, Romanian, French, Galician, Italian, Occitan, Aromanian, Aragonese and Catalan.
Alejandro- So, where are you from?
Alexandru- Romania.
Alejandro- Cool! Latino pride!
Alexandru- Yipeee!
by Marquitos December 1, 2006
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Latino Grouping

The belief that all Latinos in the U.S.A are Mexican.
Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.

Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!

Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.

Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?

Ashley: You're Mexican?

Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-

Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!

Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.

Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.

All: Wow!

Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.
by I'm not MEXICAN! July 9, 2018
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Laginator

A player in an online (typically pvp) game, who is so damn laggy they become invincible, seemingly entering Matrix-style bullet time, walking on water like Jesus, and wiping out entire enemy teams -- much like the terminator. Applies to both people intentionally lag switching as well as Vodafone customers.
Guy: Dude, some hacker just teleported into our base and slaughtered everyone!

Dude: Not hacking, just a laginator.

Guy: Did you check his ping?

Dude: It's over 9000.
by shitstained mattress September 11, 2020
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fuckin-latin

(FUH-kin-LAT-n)

-noun

Conversational language in which almost every other word is "fuckin". Theorized to be primarily used by those that have less than 4 brain cells knocking around in their huge melon noggin. Some speakers learn a new language out of necessity as proper English remains out of their grasp.
An example of fuckin-latin in use: "Fuckiiin, I fuckin went to the fuckin store and fuckin they didn't fuckin have my fuckin mini-condoms."
by Road Scholar January 9, 2010
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Cambridge Latin Course

A series of Latin textbooks that are popular in high schools. You will never guess where Caecilius is!
Cambridge Latin Course, every 2 pages: Caecilius est in horto.
by cactus.jpeg April 11, 2022
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