kittens

The casualties of masturbation.

"Oh my god," Brandon said as he saw my bed, "This is a major site of kitten death!"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Smitten Kitten

A feeling close to love for someone, without having actually fallen in love.

I am such a smitten kitten

by eejit101 June 1, 2011

E-Kitten

E-Kitten is a discord e girl who will obey you have e-seggs and yeah

My E-Kitten is cute

by H9ppy August 31, 2022

Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

by Splashers May 14, 2009

kitten

females that go after older guys. the opposite of a cougar.

I have to go pick up my girlfriend from daycare. She's a kitten.

by sneakybeaver December 1, 2010

Lez Kitten

Noun. Lesbian, usually of the softball playing variety. Wears boys clothing, no make-up, and hair in a slicked back ponytail.

Did you see those two lez kittens holding hands in the hallway, they looked great in their softball uniforms?

by Tatiana Tales May 28, 2009

You ain't shittin' kittens

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

by Atavist December 14, 2010