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Rusty Keyhole

An obscene sexual act in which sand is used as lubrication during rough anal intercourse. Works best with the world's finest sand -- found on the Gulf Coast of Florida, especially in and around the St. Pete Beach area.
I took my girl out to the beach to see the sunset, and then gave her the rusty keyhole all night long.
by EMoney2k7 November 2, 2007
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Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type
Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.
by Mariopolous May 19, 2006
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keyboard courage

Hiding behind a false name to send ugly, scurrilous, or threading messages on blogs, Twitter, and/or e@mails — lacking the courage to make such statements in person or, at least, use ones real name allowing another a place to respond.
The cowards who created false Facebook pages to send messages threatening President Obama are exhibiting keyboard courage.
by lwc30326 October 5, 2009
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keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78
by mb500 December 17, 2009
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Keiko

Bryan:Look at Myrna cruising down the street in her white mustang!!!
shes such a keiko
by brallan June 17, 2009
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Keyboard Karate

A Term You use to Someone who wants to Argue or Fight with You in a Online Chatroom/Message Board
"OMG..Look at this dude...He wanna Keyboard Karate Now"

"Why You Typing So Fast?..You a Blackbelt in Keyboard Karate ?"

' Keep Talking shit..I'll Keyboard Karate that ass.."
by Jimmy Jellyhands January 19, 2009
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Keyboard Hardman

when there's a guy or gal online who talks tough online, but really are wimps offline ie "there's this bloke constantly sayin on Bebo he's gonna tear me a new one but i think he's a bit of a keyboard hardman"
by granite_sheep September 12, 2009
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