Kerry King's Quiz Show

The K.K.Q.S. is a move performed during sexual intercourse. The female is on her knees and the male is standing. Slayer’s “Raining Blood” has to be playing at a high volume. The male swings hid wang around in a circular motion (like the wheel in a game show) while the female tries to catch it in her mouth.

Jesus and I just performed the Kerry King's Quiz Show in my bathroom.

by Mr. Krüger February 19, 2006

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

Thank God John Kerry Is Our President

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

by Ask Your Dad July 26, 2006

kerri-lei

A sexxy girl who wants to buy the siphone only she will get it she is the kindest person u will ever meet until u get on the wrong side of her. She has infinity friends cause she is amazing

Created by keriann

OMG there is a squad kerri-lei must be coming

by Kezzybear1 January 10, 2018

Kerrie

An old lady who doesn't have a job and fakes her disability through ACC payments.

Kerries on another flight out of town again…. shes just living the life with those ACC payments. I wish I had a fake KERRIE injury also.

by crowns and thorns February 8, 2022

Pull A Kerry

To crash a gathering of people in a public place simply based on the knowledge of said gathering, not by invitation.

Phil totally tried to pull a Kerry last night. I told him I was on a date at Denny's and he showed up!"

by RCamo November 18, 2010

Kerri

The act of failing a jump in World of Warcraft very badly or in a most inopportune time.

I went and gathered all my world buffs but pulled a Kerri and died right before Molten Core!

by PrayerMayor October 27, 2022