check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

by bushwickbartender June 3, 2023

rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.

Dawg, I got the best Rusty Keg from my girl last night!

by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024

Punani Keg

The sex act where you pour a whole 25 oz beer in a girls pussy and suck it out.

Guy 2: How think we’re you last night dude?
Guy 1: Bro, I was so drunk at the party last night Vanessa let me punani keg her.

by Wubbalubadubdub1998 November 27, 2017

Seg in a Keg

Spoken by losers that don’t know what they’re doing. Comes from the root words of seg and keg, also related to the root word Seth. Usually used to show homosexuality.

“Shut up nerd”
“Seg in a Keg, fortnite dance”

by xSplyxQ March 9, 2019

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 5, 2020

Twisted Keg

A beer keg usually holding anywhere from 5-12 gallons purely twisted tea

There will be a twisted keg a Michaels open crib function.

by Twisted lover 69 March 6, 2024

Kegs

A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.

DAMN............ Dem aint Kankles, Dems KEGS!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009