Keyboard lag occurs when you buy a new keyboard for your computer. Common symptoms of keyboard lag include:
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
-Excessive amount of typos.
-Stress.
-Jizz Bones happen every 10 minutes or so.
Keyboard lag shouldn't be confused with Keyboard location lag which is when you misspell words due to your keyboard being 1cm off it's usual space.
To prevent keyboard lag you need to throw eggs at your keyboard, slam your penis on the space bar and smother it in tartar sauce. If you do this every day for a week you should be able to type normally - This is called the Keyboard Speed Solution.
"I got a new keyboard the other day, I keep on making typos with it. I'm doing the Keyboard Speed Solution everyday and I'm slowly improving!"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
"Damn, thaos keybaord lag si rwally annotign me"
"I hate it when I get keyboard lag"
by WhosTheGman August 19, 2013
Get the Keyboard lagmug. An activist interested in any social issue who fails to actively participate in person as a change agent. Instead, this kind of activist sits behind a computer keyboard trying to effect change using social media as their sole forum for activism. These activists are not actively engaged in the cause in person or in a physical sense.
Some protesters picketed the company to try to get the company to change their ways, while the keyboard slacktivists took up the cause by posting only on Twitter and Facebook.
by Swerky March 9, 2015
Get the keyboard slacktivistmug. The leveling up of trolls from Keyboard Warrior to Keyboard Crusader in one troll attempt. It is as difficult to do, as it is to kill 2 stones with one bird.
"Yo man, Arthur one time trolled someone. He leveled up from keyboard warrior to keyboard crusader!"
"NO WAY MAN!"
"NO WAY MAN!"
by KeyboardCrusader October 29, 2009
Get the Keyboard Crusadermug. The keyboard bandits originated in a small public high school in Adelaide, and only grew bigger from there...
An incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.
However, the students that weren't involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit MySpace page. Teachers of this high school also used MySpace, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. But the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?
All the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture...) wore a white helmet to cover their face.
The original members of the Keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend "freedom of speech". Also, some just had a sadistic keyboard fetish.
What the school may not know is that the Keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.
You have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?
An incident of a keyboard being stolen, soon escalated into a joke as the police were brought in and many students were questioned and suspended.
However, the students that weren't involved in the original keyboard heist, soon contributed by starting a keyboard_bandit MySpace page. Teachers of this high school also used MySpace, and when they found out about the profile, put an end to it. But the question remained, who was this keyboard bandit?
All the photos of the keyboard bandit in action (drilling holes into a keyboard similar to that which was stolen, reversing over it with a van, many other forms of keyboardtastic torture...) wore a white helmet to cover their face.
The original members of the Keyboard bandits were silenced by the high school, but not forgotten as more members joined, determined to bring back justice and defend "freedom of speech". Also, some just had a sadistic keyboard fetish.
What the school may not know is that the Keyboard_bandits still live on and continue in the keyboard terrorism, in an underground manner.
You have to ask yourself, is your keyboard safe?
by Keyboard bandit #119 October 27, 2007
Get the keyboard banditsmug. n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.
n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.
n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.
by Gravy October 7, 2005
Get the Keyboard Spacklermug. Means the same as cybersex, which is pretending to have sex by typing messages in a chat room or chat program.
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
Get the keyboard sexmug. Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.
Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.
Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.
by dildo777 July 3, 2018
Get the strap-on keyboardmug.