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Karenism

"Karenism" is the desire to control the definition of the term "Karen."
John: Chatgpt these days being really karenistic about everything.

Sally: Nobody can really control it. We spread our Karenism culture to the mountains of Tibet and demanded to speak to even the manager of ancient thought.
by cyberphunkisms April 22, 2023
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an overly entitled and obnoxious bitch.
ready to lie at any given moment. :/
for some reason most of the time knows lots of laws with special outdated ones, too ;
ALWAYS WANTS TO SEE THE FRACKIN MANAGER?!
Racist :(
The male versions are Kyle, male-Karen, Ken, and Steve (with an exception of Jack and Jeff)!
My mother is being a Karen!
Okay, Karen *sarcastic tone of voice*
by kashiute February 25, 2021
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by Please do not the cat October 31, 2020
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Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021
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A Karen is a mother that is usually single and drives a mini van, controls what their children watch, and has a bad attitude all the time.
LET ME SPEEK TO THE MANAGER!!! Ok Karen.
by Noob master 69er February 11, 2021
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A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.
Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*

Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!

Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*
by PussyEater69000 June 17, 2022
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When you go to the dollar general and the old bitch hits the other old bitch with a shopping cart.
by Pinkpony797 September 4, 2022
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