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Kaleb

A little fat bitch who is a nigger and dad left him and they also don’t get any bitches
You a Kaleb type nigga
by Hi I like balls November 21, 2021
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kaleb

very big man has a wife named tammy. sexy and cool.
hi tammy want some nacho cheese its me kaleb
by kenlecanadaman January 18, 2023
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Kaleb

kaleb is someone who will show you true kindness
you will feel honored to have a kaleb in your life
kalebs are the embodiment of excitement for life and passion and curiosity
kalebs drive to your house when you feel down and bring with them persimmons and care
kalebs give you helpful advice after carefully listening to your thoughts and feelings
kalebs randomly pick up acorns, flower petals, and dead moths and gift them to you
they laugh and cry and sing with you. you will feel so full of happiness with them
they point out the unnoticeable things in nature. and you will start to notice the unnoticeable too!
kalebs will show u where the sweet grapes are; hidden within the leaves
they watch the stars with you and call you when the moon is beautiful
kalebs makes you glad to be alive
they can make mistakes but they deal with them with so much humaness—-and you can learn so much from that
they are someone you want to grow beside and live life with
kalebs are crazy spontaneous
and loves cherryblossoms and orchids and lotuses and kirby
kalebs will share their dreams with you. and happiness. and joy. and anger. and every emotion in between.
kalebs are most passionate when sharing their knowledge and love and experience
kalebs make you feel so deeply grateful that you got to meet them in this life
you need a kaleb in your life; they will make u appreciate it a lot more
kalebs are so cool. they will send you songs randomly; they are theme songs to your emotions
by freesprout February 18, 2022
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Kaleb

Kaleb is an amazing person. He is a very sweet, loving, caring, and VERY sexy guy. He has the most beautiful brown eyes that I have ever seen in my life. The way that he talks is so comforting. The sound of his voice is very soothing. Knows just how to calm someone down and keep them in check. He is also a very protective human being and would do anything to protect his girl. He would do anything for his special someone and that means ANYTHING. He is the best husband that one could ever ask for. He is there for life!

TLDR: sexy, sweet, caring, the best husband ever
Me: Where's Kaleb?
Person: Oh, he's in the other room. I know you guys hate being apart from each other.
by dawhitegayboi September 14, 2022
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Kaleb

Kaleb, a stupid black nigga only found in Roblox biome. The Kaleb is a bald nigga who cannot pull discordian females and getting no ‘I love you’s from a bitch named Mia.
Damn THAT NIGGA KALEB IS BALD.
Another example. That nigga kaleb gets NO ILY’s
by vxlol March 27, 2022
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Kaleb

The gayest that gay could be gay how gay you may ask? Very gay.
He is so kaleb right now.
by MagicalNrwhal October 29, 2019
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Kaleb

Kaleb is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for (hes mine). he is the sweetest person in the world (my sweet boy). he is very loving and kind (to me). He is also the most handsome man ever (my handsome man). He is very loyal and very honest (to me as he should). I love him with all my heart. He is so perfect and such a good boyfriend (my amazing boyfriend).
Thing 1: Kaleb is so handsome and kind
Kalebs amazing girlfriend: Yes i know my husband is extremely handsome and very amazing
by kalebsgirlfriend808 February 4, 2024
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