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kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.
Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!
by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017
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Kevin

Extremely small penis. Gets no bitches and is probably married to a girl named Melissa. He is also friends with Cbass and Cbass is gay so therefore Kevin is gay
by KevinatorCanada TTV January 17, 2020
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kevin

a dick man, who is usually metisse. They are often born on April 3. Kevin tends to be a trust worthy lover but shit in bed. Kevin tends to attempt at being a leader but often fails. Kevin has a type of non judging personality and is really good at sports. He is very ambitions. But always ends up alone.
Bruh, you really good at soccer you must be kevin
by Joshuapeter45 October 5, 2017
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Kevin

Another name for a male Karen. These guys can also be called "Bob".
Damn, that Kevin is asking for the manager again.
by Luna Kujo July 6, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy who is perfect to date. While you’re down and feeling blue Kevin will always put a smile to your face. He’s someone you fall in love with, with his sarcasm and his cuteness and his tendency of bringing up jokes from a Popular Tv show. He knows how to hold you and kisses you just right. He is a good listener and gives you a type of spark and feeling in your tummy that you love every time you see him. At first he keeps the conversations small, but when you get to know him you’ll find a smile on your face every time you’re around him. He’s fine as fuck and is the perfect person to talk to. He’ll make sure you feel safe and comfortable with him. His personality has flaws, but if you’re the right person for him you would love all of those imperfections and things that make you mad. You can’t stay mad at him because someone like him you have to keep forever.
“I was sad before but Kevin made me happy again!”
by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018
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Kevin

kevin is usually tall with brown eyes and hair. He can be a big crackhead but can also be very charming and gentle with certain people. He is very smart and funny.
Carissa: omg that boy looks so attractive I think I like him. Me: he must be a Kevin then
by Stan straykids December 7, 2019
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Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin
Kevin loves cum.
by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018
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