Pinging everone in a discord server
$cookie @everyone (it was a command to give someone a cookie but i pinged everyone cuz i wanted to give everyone a cookie and thats why its named pulling a jo)
by tuxerman June 30, 2020
Get the Pulling a jomug. by santelamour September 29, 2010
Get the Jo Bugmug. Legend has it Jo Johnson is walking the earth today. His name holds a precedent of sheer power and top human male physique except for his only downfall, his height, standing 5’5” with a weight of 180lbs which as bad as it seems only makes him more of an absolute tank. He is a myth among plebeian men who try to match his godly power. He is so powerful that all it takes him to destroy anyone is him simply saying his own name. This absolute monolith of a man gets everything he wishes for. If you dare to disobey the man above god he will smite you with his own name. So let it be know that the legend of this absolute unit of a man will destroy everything in his path if he isn’t appeased. Next time you walk down the street and find a short man to bully. Be careful, it might just be him
Plebeian 1: have you heard the myth of the great Jo Johnson
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
Plebeian 2: yes, yes I have, I follow him religiously yet never come close to his absolute dominance
Jo Johnson: Jo Johnson
Plebeian 1 and plebeian 2: *dies*
by Maugh October 12, 2021
Get the Jo Johnsonmug. Jurassic Jo
Jurassic Jo, When a female has been giving her fella head in the car she then raised her head like a dinosaur from a scene from Jurassic Park, then claims to have lost a contact lens on the floor.
by Bluenose82 February 27, 2021
Get the Jurassic Jomug. A sweet, loveable bodacious babe who is beautiful from the inside out. She seems to make even the boring tasks of life or work into something fun and exciting. She knows a little or a lot about a lot of things and loves to work hard and feel accomplished. She loves to help others and loves to make others laugh. Don't mistake her kindness for being ignorant or stupid because that will hurt her feelings and tick her off. A awesome friend if you can be one to her. A loyal & loving girlfriend for life if you treat her like the special rarity diamond she is.
Stubborn, wild, sweet, simple yet extravigant, tough cookie, Loving and one of a kind.
Stubborn, wild, sweet, simple yet extravigant, tough cookie, Loving and one of a kind.
"....Teresa Jo, you rock my world!"
by YourHeroSupero October 21, 2020
Get the teresa jomug. Aby-Jo ; the greatest person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She is often considered a godess in some religions. Her natural beauty and great personality is loved by everybody.
by Zac Efronn October 14, 2012
Get the Aby-Jomug. MY BEST FRIEND, THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. COOLEST PERSON EVER.THEY ARE SO COOL AND SCRUMDUMCHILEOUS. ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL.
by Milflover666 June 25, 2021
Get the Audrina Jomug.