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An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
Girl 1: Wow that spaghetti is so wiggly
Girl 2: It's totally Jordan
by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016
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There are many people in the world and many whom read definitions from Urban Dictionary. Now, my definition may fit many but it is dedicated to only one. When encountering Jordan, you may think little of him because of his bad usage of vocabulary and his unfriendly insults. All in all this is only for him wanting to be remembered as something at school and not just as one of the many whom attended his school. His image at school is not of that of in a mirror. He wants to fit in having to change himself completely. Reflecting on that when leaving the building and off the bus, away from his fellow communicators, he is more than ever. He's kind to everyone and just pleads to spread a smile or even a laugh from them. He wants to see them well an joyful. He understands knowing that the past is never ones perfection but there rival. He is of tall height, with dark brown, almost ruffled, hair and eyes of a burned dark oak. He is of a simple tan and his smile, his quirky, off smile, can bring few girls but myself into a faze known as "star struck". Only the luckiest of girls are attracted to him and the same opposing to him. He found interest in one not knowing of them or what they are and yet only shows the truth to them even in the toughest times. I, myself, happened to be that one that experienced the great wonders of the self-conscious, ruthless, tough, out-going, loving, I believe attractive, kind, Jordan.
Is that thee "Jordan" you so forth speak of?
by OnlyTheTruthPoessesGreatBeauty December 2, 2018
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A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back
Jordan will always be by your side, just don't push him away
by Jorge the curious August 30, 2017
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Jordan is a smart athletic girl. She doesn’t think positive thoughts bout herself when she is actually perfect. She has blonde hair and beautiful eyes. When she laughs, you can’t stop laughing with her. She is super nice and has lots of friends. And those few people who aren’t her friend, are missing out on a lot.
Tayler: OMG I would never be friends with Jordan.

Cali: You must just be Jealous of her, because I know that I am.
by Chippgirl_18 October 14, 2018
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Jordan is a very nice boy who always makes you laugh. Most people would fall in love with A Jordan. He is cute and sweet and everyone's dream boyfriend. You fall in love with him when you get to know him.
by helloihatemylife October 20, 2018
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Jordan is a fun, loving, nice, caring, candy stealing friend. Once you get to know him you will start to love him when you love him you can't stop, he gives you butterflies and is amazing. A Jordan is funny you may like him but he may not like you. You will never know until you ask him but in the end you will be happy.
Jordan is the best.
by Jordans Bae February 21, 2019
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He is so fine and has a couple of crushes he is suck a freaky person so watch out
He was trying to fuck he is such a Jordan
by Huhle February 24, 2019
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