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The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!
Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**
by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan is a very handsome and strong person. He loves wearing Adidas and Jordans. He is very sporty and loves playing soccer and basketball.

He is very popular, mainly because he's so funny. And all the girls at school are after him. So if you ever get the chance to be with a Jordan, don't let him go.

Jordan's are very attractive. Jordan usually has brown hair and brown eyes.

He is very caring and selfless so if you ever need a friend, you know who to go. But if you say something bad about him, you better watch out he could end the fight before it even begins.

Jordan's are very emotional. When they are sad they try to hide it, but everyone can see by the way his cheeks get rosy. But he always wants people to think he's happy.

Even though it may seem like he's too cool to talk to if you walk up to him he'll talk to you even though you aren't his friend.

Jordan's are also very romantic. Like I said if you evveer get the chance to be with a Jordan neevver let him go. There's no doubt that every girl in school dreams about him. He's just so cute!

But remember Jordan is dealing with his problems. So just keep aware of that, but still be happy and enthusiastic about everything, because he doesn't want to feel lonely, sad, or afraid.
But overall Jordan is just a great guy, ... he is. He'll never let you down. I promise. (FYI- This is all based off a Jordan I know)
Girl 1- Oh look there's Jordan!
Girl 2- OMG he's so cute!
Girl 3- I wish he was mine!
Girl 4- Too bad, he's mine!

Boy 1- Bro I wish I could be friends with Jordan, he's just so cool.
Boy 2- How do you know he's cool? He looks like a try hard to me.
Boy 3- Well guys he's my best friend a trust me he's just flat out awesome!
by Don'tAskMeWhatNyNameIs October 15, 2019
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Jordan

If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.

The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)
1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*

2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*

3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-

4.

A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.

5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.
by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020
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Jordan

A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020
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Jordan

by Izzyboiiii November 3, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a man with high hopes. He has this one girl he can never get off of his mind. He is the best team player ever. Everyone wants him as a best friend. He knows how to get his girls. And he always knows how to make someone feel extra special about themselves
by Poetmama December 17, 2018
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Jordan

A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back
Jordan will always be by your side, just don't push him away
by Jorge the curious August 30, 2017
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