by RCCMMJNC December 01, 2017
Lucy: Did you vote?
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered
Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah
Jonah: nah I’m not even registered
Lucy: you just sipping latte
Jonah: Nah I’m just big dick jonah
by hannahavana November 01, 2020
J. Jonah Jameson: HHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
...You serious?
...You serious?
by TheDreadPirateWestley December 31, 2011
Shayne is the girlfriend of Jonah Marais. She's amazing, smart, pretty, has the best friends in the world and the best cheerleader you've ever seen.
by Barbie_Bxtch May 23, 2021
"cows are sacred!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Jonah randy gregori
Jonah liked 78 girls but 79 rejected him, Jessica Garcia is his love ayieut gay fag
Jonah liked 78 girls but 79 rejected him, Jessica Garcia is his love ayieut gay fag
by jonahisgay December 07, 2018
some one thats soooooo fat that they need to put butter on there hips to make it through the door. .. they also enjoy collecting shit tequila and they think there cool about everything...also they buy things that they think they can sell but it never really works out... p.s. they have a brother named jensen who has falling-down syndrome
by dickcheck12345 August 23, 2010
person 1- hey person 2, do you wanna see Jonah Hex?
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.
person 2- how high are you?
person 1- Actually I'm Jonah Hex Stoned.
by mikeymikey45 July 04, 2010