Is a gay midget who is trash at all video games and will never get married and have a decent job however he is a good friend at times
U are big John
by Sapsucker January 21, 2019

Something that is overly exaggerated.
Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns
Root-The Jimmy Johns restaurant/sub shop across the street from Florida State University freshman dorms. Thanks Max, Ryan, Chip-you guys suck the johns
'Man, he was drunk the motherfuck Johns last night'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'
'Im stoned the jonhs, I can't even see im so chinked the Johns.'
by Justin May 26, 2004

Super dope likes to live on the edge. Impulsive at times but can come in clutch at times. Has multiple personalities likes using accents to mask his inner insecurities basically John is rough on the outside and a beautiful baby girl on the inside
John is dope
by BiggieKyle October 20, 2018

a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him
by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018

john is usually a guy who is really funny. he can be dry sometimes but he is actually a really fun person to be around with. if he's canadian, he's a keeper💅 guys named john have a great personality and will always be there for you. he is kind of obsessed with steve carell👀 anywaysss he is a fun person
by sum1 that calls u dummy thicc April 18, 2020

A guy who is very attractive in many ways and have a big dick like 7 inches is a good kisser very confusing and can get a girl at anytime.It will seem like he don't love you at points but he will always be therefor you no matter what happens.and he can dress and very popular and handsome as hell.
by Diamond Reyes July 28, 2016
