jock

a person who try 2 be like u

my stop jock me punk+

by neiman aka swifty April 9, 2003

jocking

Trying to get with your best friends girlfriend.
Originates from Georgia

J is trying to jock Tom's girl

by Crontab March 7, 2005

jocked

Juul rocked

I am jocked.

by TheEmmaStacey April 15, 2019

jocking

Pretending that you don't like someone when you do like them. i.e, on someone's jock

Allisa is always jocking Chris, but everyone knows he don't like her.

by Keidra June 25, 2007

jock up

The process of putting on military equipment such as body armor

Jock up! we ar moving out in 5 minutes

by jundyfan2009 May 6, 2011

Half Jock

1. A popped collared douche-bag who reminisces about being popular due to high school sports, but currently suffers from the consequences of stupid decisions made in high-school/post graduation;

2. An individual who does not, or to a limited extent, participates in sports, but memorizes various player stats for the purpose of garnering an identity.

1

(At the grocery store)

Craig: "Hey is that Eric bagging groceries?"

Chris: "Yeah, I guess being amazing at phys-ed does not take you far in life..."

Craig: "What a half jock..."

2.

Craig: (observing a fat, but nicely dressed in american eagle clothing individual watching football with his "bro's" at a bar, spewing off names, stats etc.) "Hey Chris, check out that half Jock."

Chris: "Yeah, what a douche."

by JumberJack mc Tits June 26, 2010

jack in the jocks

1. To masturbate discreetly in your pants while they are still on.

2. To masturbate whilst being aroused by a hamburger.

3. To have a boner in your underwear (jocks).

1.I was feeling especially horny in the office today so I did a quick jack in the jocks and moved on with my day.

2. This burger is making me hungry for a jack in the jocks.

3. I woke up with a raging jack in the jocks this morning.

by Sup_Ladies October 24, 2014