Jason is the the most amazing guy in the world! He will always listen to your problems, always help you if you need it, and will never betray you. He is a keeper. Even if other girls will flirt with him, he’ll always stay by your side. He waits for you in the hallway, he asks if you are ok when you look sad, he sometimes over worries about you but that’s just means he really cares! Jason is the.sweetest.guy.ever.!
by Madz87otters June 5, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. That Jason is my baby daddy.
by Backedbyscience November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. A little short Asian boy who Loves short girls also comments on every asianneverdiepost looks kinda retarded running up on someone
Jason is so Asian
by Username0000 April 18, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.
Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉
Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉
Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro
by Kyngjuicyjballercookiemonstar November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).
Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.
Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.
Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.
Diver B: That sucks.
Diver B: That sucks.
by AJM85 June 28, 2012
Get the Jasonmug. JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE
by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010
Get the JASONmug. Jason, a guy who comes off charming but in reality is a complete dick. A Jason typically is a sporty type of good looks and a shitty personality. He typically has one or two guy best friends.
Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
Jason is NOT a person you want to become friends with, they are not trustworthy and typically are complete jackasses.
by Mexican 1999 June 2, 2018
Get the Jasonmug.