Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

by Father of rich night May 31, 2022

by amazingbestfrienddefender October 7, 2016

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .
Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.
Case closed
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .
Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.
Case closed
by Niceone November 24, 2017

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.
I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019

A brainrot variant of the the villain Judge Holden from the novel Blood Meridian. He had many brainrot variants of quotes from the novel, such as “whatever in Ohio exists without my Fanum, exists without my tax”
by Bartholomew Kuma February 16, 2025

Judge Mathis entered its milestone 20th season on Monday, September 3, 2018, and currently is presiding in his 24th season of the program (2022–23)
by Wendysfg May 13, 2023
