Judge Pooby

The judge who calls you guilty.. till proven innocent

Judge Pooby: Order, order, order!

by Bubbabro999 April 18, 2024

Salute the Judge

A way to kiss the judge's ass on a Christmas dance show to win some stupid fuckin TV Christmas dance competition.

At least the group that went before that last group of posers didn't salute the judge, and they even made a few people laugh in the process, even if they didn't get the judge's votes. Winning isn't everything though.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

meta-judging

the act of judging people's looks/style/personality and also their social media content (tweets,posts,videos )

entirely based of past judgements/trends/opinions and popularity that is relevant to their subculture's and not entirely obvious to a vast majority of people.

the below is an example of meta-judging behavior:
"I instantly lose respect for anyone who posts on LinkedIn. Unbearably cringe. " - Elon Musk

by rohis November 22, 2024

You cannot judge a book by its cover

You cannot judge the character or quality of something/someone just by looking at them.

You cannot judge a book by its cover; that girl you talked to is actually a very nice person.

by Kitter the Killer Kat C: January 10, 2016

Inner judge

Your inner judge does what all judges do. Makes judgements.
A judgement is a decision that assigns a value to a person or action.

Saying that you are bad, stupid, dumb, ETC
These are Inner Judge Judgements.

by Shakimblee myspace.com/ghettoprincess_kim November 8, 2007

Judge of fact

That’s fucked and that’s a fact

Target nz 1996. Paeroa, Nissan 280sx. Competitor: my car is fixed, Im rejoining the event and starting the next stage.
Scrutineer: Your car has had a big crash and I don’t think it would be safe to race... I’ll call in the “judge of fact” to adjudicate .

Andy, judge of fact: That’s fucked and that’s a fact.

Case closed

by Niceone November 24, 2017

Usually Judge a Book By Its Cover

Mainly used for the fact that appearances have to make sense sometimes. It is important to not judge by appearances but even then there are some times where the good guy actually needs to look like a good guy, and the bad guy needs to look like a bad guy.

I'm just saying would you ever guess some hideous and grotesque behemoth is the hero and some beautiful and kind spoken princess is the villain? Honestly, you should usually judge a book by its cover.

by CelticEagle February 18, 2019