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Jordan

A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.
Person: I am going through a lot right now

Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up
by tacoboutit July 2, 2017
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Jordan

An amazing guys or girl. Has a big heart. Sometimes rude but mostly nice.Cares when people feel sad trys to make them feel better . SUPER CUTE . slim and sexy. And has muscels.
boy 1 hey thatts nice.
boy2 im a jordan.
by yaya1009 July 17, 2016
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Jordan

When you meet this person called Jordan, he may give you the shady vibe, but once he gets comfortable towards you things change from there...You notice those gleaming eyes and that nice smile, which are one of his best features. He can be quiet at first but it's probably the vibe that he received from you, so he'll do it in return. Jordan is the most handsome man you can ever meet with the best personality. You start to fall in love with him quickly, with only a few times chilling with him. When being in a relationship with him, he'll light up your world and bring out this different you ( in a good way). You literally feel in this place called paradise with him. He'll make a couple mistakes along the way, which you'll forgive him for that because your in this stage where you've fallen in love with him and all you care about is not losing him... He will truly make you feel special, but have an eye on him because all these girls be looking at him like a piece of steak!
Jordan is just perfect in many ways.
by goddesssalex July 20, 2018
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Jordan

Where can i start. A jordan is a special creature. They enjoy seeing the pain of others and laugh at peoples failures. They are truly amazing. They are the type of friend that you can have that is down for anything. You go over for a sleepover at their house and start a cult. You go out and you and jordan are barking at old lady’s walking by. You make a secret language and trash talk everyone around you. They have the best snacks for all their fat ass friends. Nobody really knows the true chaotic levels of this person until they have unlocked it, and when you do seriously debate running. But if you stick around there will be no disappointment.
A Jordan is the perfect slimy rodent to have in your life and it will bring many great memories
by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021
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Jordanism

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex
Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night
by Steve job's August 30, 2018
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Jordan

If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.

The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)
1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*

2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*

3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-

4.

A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.

5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.
by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020
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Jordan

A boy who could love you forever or crush your heart easily.
“I loved Jordan but he broke my heart
“What? I thought he’d love you forever
by Idek.idk July 25, 2019
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