jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best

how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine

by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020

Jonny Hale

A camp and very queer person. Often used by homosexuals as a symbol for their people and a true pioneer in their beliefs and values. Can also be used to described as an erection over a man.

I'm so Jonny Hale over Bryndon right now.

by stereotype May 03, 2014

Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

Jonny Peal

1. Go or leave Quickly.
2. Act of running away.

Comes from pealing out (squealing tires) when getting away.

A: Yo dude the cops are coming!
B: Damn bro we better jonny peal!

by Daniel Cameron January 06, 2005

Gay Jonny

A little batty boi that that sucks bum at forest road who gives head for meth

Look at that gay Jonny what a crackhead

by Osamaisgood1111111 February 28, 2020

Jonny Fox Moment

being at the height of your game only to fumble, starting your journey all over again and reaching your peak again in another 2 weeks.
This will repeat at least 5 times a year

"Hey I got fired from my job."
"Again?"
"Yeah but the boss said i'll be back in a week, he likes having me around."
"Jonny Fox Moment."
"Yeah Lmao."

by Jacket1989_ April 12, 2024

jonny longdong

Jonny longdong is a man called jonny with you probably allready know has a long dong

Have you heard of jonny longdong 'slong dong

by Jonny longdong August 13, 2022