Aiden Jones 

Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.

Ooh it’s aiden Jones… run

Aiden Jones by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 15, 2022

nelson jones 

Fat fucking slob

Nelson Jones is always eating

nelson jones by Nelsonhater April 11, 2022

nigger jones 

A random black person. Especially one who is anyonomus to you.

Here comes nigger jones walking down the street with his moppy hair.

nigger jones by Leileene April 25, 2007

Jonel 

Jonel is a totally cool person. He’s caring and (often, sometimes, rarely) very funny. His fam comes first with whom he loves spending time. Although he often gets very sleepy due to stressful work and stuff he’s still a passionate person in leisure time. You are lucky to call him a friend because he’s someone you can trust with every embarrassing story of your life. Whatever, sometimes he’s lazy and a very annoying but still a good clown. You are grateful for having a unique Jonel in your life (bla bla).

Look at this big boy, it’s a Jonel. Funny fo'sho.

Jonel by MellARRRR March 13, 2020

nigga jones 

whenever you see an act done by a black person but you dont know there name at all

man that was a great shot by nigga jones

nigga jones just kicked my ass

nigga jones by Zeen R February 17, 2006

jones'n 

to feend exesively , to crave heavily

i'm jones'n for a line

jones'n by bobthecock March 18, 2003

John Paul Jones 

Father of the American navy, and captain of the Bonhomme Richard. He is known for uttering the infamous words "I have not yet begun to fight" when asked if he surrendered by captain of the Serapis.

Me: "Have you ever heard of John Paul Jones?"

Friend: "Like, the bassist from Led Zeppelin?"

Me: "No, the Scottish sex god of naval warfare."

Friend: "Oh yeah, what a total badass."

John Paul Jones by NotYetBeguntoFight July 28, 2011