jessica

fake racist homophobic bitches that truly to hide their fucked up beliefs through dark “humor”, and “i didn’t mean to say it, it was an accident, it was in the song”
jessica called me a cotton picker
by frenchpossum May 28, 2020
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Jessica

A girl who slept with her god damn teacher.
Jessica! Did you sleep with your god damn teacher?
by iisrei July 01, 2020
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Jessica

A character in a movie or TV show who usually dies within the first scene after mysteriously collapsing. While they are lying motionlessly on the ground, their name is often screamed very loudly and repeatedly.
*Jessica collapses*
Jessica's friend/relative: JESSICA!! JESSICA!!
by dietsierramist May 23, 2011
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jessica

spawn of satan, usually blonde and disrespectfull, can be ugly in most cases
i met a jessica the other night and told them off.
by william bill December 07, 2007
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A female who is always on the hunt for a 12 inch penis or larger, but doesn't prefer it to be an African American penis or a penis from the ginger community.
"She's always looking for a larger size to give her the pink sock." "Damn she's such a Jessica."

Frank: "why don't you just go get laid?"

CoMo: "Because Frank, it's gotta be Jessica size...Duh!"
by FishTacoFrank April 07, 2011
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A fun, smart, weird, goofy, special piece of trash girl. One of those people who you could complain about anything to them and they would never tell another soul. An outgoing girl that is very loyal to all her friends and will do anything for her best friends and loved ones.
Wow look at that trash their name must be Jessica.
by Daness June 24, 2017
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I wish I never saw Jessica and her fat ass Because she’s weird not helpful
by Noah Coleman October 28, 2019
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