HAM

In the MMORPG EVE Online, it stands for Heavy Assault Missile

That Drake had 6 HAM launchers that did a lot of damage

by ZAXX August 11, 2008

Ham

A slang term for Cigar.
Used by High-School Students who are not old enough to buy them and/or do Marijuana.

See Maham

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-"Hey man you got any Hams?"
-"Ya man, my older sister is buying some for me tonight!"

by Hezekiah Prince December 22, 2008

Ass Ham

When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.

Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday”

Person 2: “What flavor was it?”

by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 11, 2020

ham doodler

noun.

One who slices off a warm piece of glazed ham from a freshly baked roast and then proceeds to wrap cet piece of ham around his erect penis and uses this to perform a sexual act upon his penis.

Matthew's younger sister, Megan, caught him doodling a piece of ham. She cried, "You ham doodler!"

by Mousekewitz August 4, 2009

Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002

Squished ham

Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....

I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.

by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018

Ham Slamwiched

Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.

I was so ham slamwiched last night that I ate 3 burritos after going out to the bars.

by greenmachine44 February 4, 2010