One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.
First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!
Sir spam: there be spam at this port?
First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.
Sir spam: there be spam at this port?
First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.
by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004
Get the sir spammug. After a night of drunken debauchery...
you: 'man my shit is hurtin after last night. how you doing?'
me: 'sir ouch'
During a game of beirut, when you blow your rebuttal and have to leave the table...
your partner: 'sir fucking ouch'
you: 'man my shit is hurtin after last night. how you doing?'
me: 'sir ouch'
During a game of beirut, when you blow your rebuttal and have to leave the table...
your partner: 'sir fucking ouch'
by Moss March 8, 2005
Get the sir ouchmug. 
In reference to onley's leasions, the presumed and rather contraversial brain damage occured by the over-use of dis. anaethtics such as ketamine dextromethorphan nitrous and a few others.
by zoey April 10, 2004
Get the Sir Onleymug. by Orangebeard June 6, 2019
Get the Sir Trumpalotmug. The knight of boils.
This medieval dude got his name (Sir Lancelot)... because he had to lance so many of his own boils!!!
by Major Thomas Randle September 25, 2018
Get the Sir Lancelotmug. by Katie Sheezzzie August 6, 2007
Get the Sir Taintulamug.