Centerville Iowa

Where normis and shit heads kick off their boots and relax while the women are of gobbling dicks, dont forget about the meth problem;)

Centerville Iowa is SHIT

by Cpt. Dickram July 25, 2017

melbourne iowa

A place that is in the middle of no where. where people wave to other people for no reason. It is kind and like Marshalltown Iowa.

Person 1 where do you live?
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town

by Immabeatperson June 20, 2018

Centerville iowa

Small town in southern Iowa, a town where people run around screaming, “Southern Iowa White Trash Mafia.” The girls from centerville have been passed around more than Chlamydia has in Moulton, Iowa. The boys from centerville are all 5’2 with small pee pees. Thots from centerville seem to think they’re a 10 when they’re a 2. Walking down the street you can smell Breanna heart from Walmart to albia and don’t be surprised if a meth cloud gets blown in your face when you’re trying to study at the local trap house. There’s always some fuckery going on in town. Centerville is a town where your boyfriend will turn gay on you, and start taking dick up his ass. Then people will make fun of you for being with him. So if you’re fucking with a person from centerville, make sure to keep it on the downlow incase they take it in the but hole

Him: “You’re kinda cute”
Her: “thank you”
Him: “where are you from”
Her::“centerville Iowa, wbu?”
Him: *Blocked*

by Mpaige641 December 8, 2021

osceola iowa

A small town where everyone knows everyone's business. Theres literally nothing for kids to do in this town and the whole police department is under investigation basically for sexual misconduct.

I'm from Osceola Iowa. Or you'll never get any where living in Osceola Iowa

by Dbelieu December 17, 2021

newton iowa

a small, shitty, town in iowa

carter: dude, why are those stoners going into newton iowa?
trenton: because they are stoners who live there.

by succmybuttandcallmejimmynuetro June 1, 2017

knoxville iowa

Does not exist. Popular fictionalized location found in multiple horror and pornographic novels.

Books mentioning Knoxville Iowa:

One stone, two stone, three stone scream! : A Urological Nightmare by Harlin Emerson

Bambi's Adventures on Backwards Day by Ruby Goturnose

The People Under the Portapotty
By Semore Butts

by Papadoc June 20, 2014

Humboldt, Iowa

An epic, yet small town in northwest Iowa. It was home to the famous wrestler Frank Gotch. It's High School mascot is the wildcat. The town is full of people that would just love to take you into their home and rape you. So watch out.

I got raped in Humboldt, Iowa.

by hardwell69 June 19, 2011