inverted tail boner rudder hudder

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"

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by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011

Double Inverted Shocker

Just like the shocker, but flip her on her stomach, and engage both hands. So its two in the pink and four in the stink.

I was giving this girl a back massage and I slipped her the Inverted Shocker, but it wasn't enough so I had to give her the Double Inverted Shocker.

by godzilla1972 April 20, 2009

Self invitation

"Self Invitation" is a word commonly used in the act of going to a friend's or relative's house without they're invitation.

Wife: "Why is he over here again I told you not to invite him over"

Husband: "I didn't, he used 'self invitation'

by Ewern the notme August 28, 2010

Inverted Don King

A very large bush! Not only a large bush, but one that hangs several inches below the camel toe, giving the look of Don King's head upside down between her legs. A low hanging birds nest.

Dude, when I got her panties off, I was smacked across the grill by her inverted Don King. I almost yacked!

by Bagmister September 18, 2006

Anti-gravity invite

Opposite to a gravity invite. It is where someone is so hideous or unpopular that he/her and anyone in their general area automatically become uninvited by default.

Craig: Greg, who else should I invite to my party?
Greg: What about her in the short shorts.
Craig: Who? Gurtree? That fat bitch?!!! Yuck! No way! In fact now that I think of it, I am uninviting all those around her- Jeff, Felicity, T-dawg, Gavin and Susan.
Greg: What about Paul the rapist? He is over there...
Craig: No. I like that kid, there's something about him.
T-dawg: Yo man, why you gotta go ahead and disinvite a brother like that?
Craig: Greg said you ear-fucked Gurtree..
T-dawg: Man, thats nasty. Why you gotta spread shit like that Greg?

Greg: I didnt say that I....
T-dawg: Save it man, I get it your just a player hater... screw this I'm gonna go hang with my man Paul...
T-dawg to Paul: Man can you beleive I got an anti-gravity invite all because of that screw up Greg?
Paul: Dont worry, Im going to butt-fuck him on friday...

by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009

Invertebro

Invertebro (n) Spineless men afraid to stand up to POTUS Trump even when he defends Nazis.

e.g. "Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell are invertebros."

by Brand gal June 15, 2018

Inverted Clitoris Cheeks

The act of taking one's fingers and putting them inside the clit then gripping and pulling gently outward towards the knees. For this process to continue, a male must ejaculate into the folds of the fleshy gooch. Once this has been completed, fold the clitoris into itself as if you are folding a cream cheese wonton and then insert it back into the vaginal canal.

Toby: "Oh my goodness! I just aced my math test!"
Laura: "Inverted clitoris cheeks."

by Michael Literis December 18, 2019