It's Not Easy Being A Man
1) Get up everyday and deal with crap: no one gives you a pat on the back, you are always responsible, everyone looks to you for advice, you have to run the world, run your house, take care of your family, you have to walk the dog, take out the trash, you always have to pay, you are always wrong and you can never do anything right.
2) Society expects many things out of you and then when you mess up society comes down on you. You have to go to work and put in 100% - cause you are responsible for all the bills so you can't get fired. You have to come home and give your kids attention – cause if you don’t they will be come hypersexual criminals. You have to say “yes” to everything your wife says – cause you can’t do anything right anyways and no matter what you say she won’t be happy. Where's the excel report, sorry no bonus this year, fix the sink, sign a check, kill this bug, take me to soccer, meet my boyfriend, why don’t you buy me flowers any more?
3) The new FML
1) Get up everyday and deal with crap: no one gives you a pat on the back, you are always responsible, everyone looks to you for advice, you have to run the world, run your house, take care of your family, you have to walk the dog, take out the trash, you always have to pay, you are always wrong and you can never do anything right.
2) Society expects many things out of you and then when you mess up society comes down on you. You have to go to work and put in 100% - cause you are responsible for all the bills so you can't get fired. You have to come home and give your kids attention – cause if you don’t they will be come hypersexual criminals. You have to say “yes” to everything your wife says – cause you can’t do anything right anyways and no matter what you say she won’t be happy. Where's the excel report, sorry no bonus this year, fix the sink, sign a check, kill this bug, take me to soccer, meet my boyfriend, why don’t you buy me flowers any more?
3) The new FML
Mr. Smith: I’ll take the check please. ::$350::
Mrs. Smith: I can’t believe you want me to go to your parents house tomorrow when I thought we were going to spend the day just you and me!!
Mr. Smith: Huh?
Mrs. Smith: I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. TAKE ME HOME. I'M GOING TO SLEEP!
Mr. Smith: ::INEBAM::
Barack Obama
Mrs. Smith: I can’t believe you want me to go to your parents house tomorrow when I thought we were going to spend the day just you and me!!
Mr. Smith: Huh?
Mrs. Smith: I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE. TAKE ME HOME. I'M GOING TO SLEEP!
Mr. Smith: ::INEBAM::
Barack Obama
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I accidentally got some hot sauce on my dick and instead of washing it off I gave your sister an inflamed asshole
by EmblemofMagma January 13, 2016
Get the inflamed asshole mug.Tendency of the west coast to overrate. For instance, if a show has rave reviews in Frisco you should wait until it gets as far east as Chicago before believing it.
Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.
The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
Possible explanations include laidback, non-critical attitudes, drug use, and simply less exposure to good culture.
The term originated in the drum corps circle, where corps are numerically judged across the country and the scores coming from the west are disregarded.
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Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
Don't believe the hype, it's just west coast inflation.
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When Jack hooked up with the girl from the bar he pulled the Icelandic Rodeo and beat his old high score by 17 seconds.
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Get the Icelandic Rodeo mug.Attention LA and OC: Avoid the IE. This is no place for a worldly sophisticate such as yourself. You do not want to spend your weekends clogging our freeways with your exodus back to your rich white friends and Antarctic/Borneoan fusion cuisine. Not that the IE isn't entirely white - of course it is! People of other ethnicities don't move here to escape perceived racism and economic segregation in LA. That's not something that resulted in a major news story or anything like that...us folk is as lilypure as Ol' Alabammy. You can't find decent Mexican food here because Mexican immigrants and their descendants don't live here. Well, they do sometimes manage to sneak around our rabid dog patrols, but they aren't located in convenient enclaves where the nouveau riche descendants of Okies can slum it and brag about their courageous cultural enrichment in the barrio. In the IE, those people aren't just your ordinary neighbors...nope, because it's nothing but toothless peckerwoods around here. And boy, does it get HOT! Summer is hot, which is like totally weird and you can't be expected to suffer discomfort and where are you supposed to yogasurf?? And your friends can't call you in Riverslime because they keep dialing '909' and the call won't go through for some reason. So just turn your Land Rover around and keep spewing your pollutants in your own overpopulated backyard...all of your filth eventually gets blown here anyway.
"The Inland Empire housing market is rebounding, so slumlord leeches from LA and OC should look elsewhere in their quest to keep up with the Kardashians."
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