Soggy Burrito

Having anal sex with a Mexican person with diarrhea.

My friend Yahir and I just did a Soggy Burrito. It was muy bien.

by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023

Smitty burrito

Commonly used in response to an inaccurate fact, fabricated statement or false narrative that is decisively full of shit. Smitty burrito became popular during Covid-19 period although started in the 1970s when a parent passed their childs soiled diaper off as wrapped burrito.

Covid 19 is a government conspiracy - response - Does that Smitty burrito come with hot sauce. The world is flat - response - Thanks for that stale Smitty burrito. Response to long narrative -- I don't know anyone that makes Smitty burritos like you or thanks for all those home-made Smitty burritos. You swallowed that Smitty burrito whole! A gullible person or far right or left group -- Smitty burrito appassionato(s).

by Paritybond February 6, 2022

Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.

The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!

by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011

burrito mode

When all you want to do is roll up in your blanket like a burrito and relax.

I just took a shower and now I'm in burrito mode.

by Mkwanky January 5, 2020

Burrito Miscarriage

Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.

My wife had a "burrito miscarriage" during dinner a few nights ago. She is inconsolable.

by derpaholic November 21, 2010

Crushing Burritos

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.

Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.

by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020

burrito wrap

When you wrap your partner in their bedsheets and then proceed to fuck them.

Her sheets were already messed up so I totally burrito wrapped her.

by SexySexPanther December 7, 2015