Illinois Chaunce

The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.

Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.

by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019

Harding, Illinois

An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.

Wow, does anyone live in Harding, Illinois?

by NowhereMan86 May 26, 2019

Geneseo, Illinois

A quiet little town full of old retired people. There are two Casey's gas stations for whatever the fuck reason and a lot of fancy dinner places that are only open for dinner and no other time. Creepy truck drivers always pull off the interstate and park their creepy asses in the local Walmart parking lot late at night. For some reason though any and all natural phenomenons avoid this town and it seems as even zombie apocalypses would miss it.

Geneseo, Illinois is the quietest loveliest place in the world and nothing can beat it.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

illinois screwdriver

Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth

My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver

by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017

brighton illinois

Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.

They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.

by Gottrash July 31, 2016

mount morris illinois

A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.

I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.

by ToddWallnutz May 18, 2016

Illinois

The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!

“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”

by Opposum2020 January 29, 2020