Illinois Chaunce

The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.

Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.

by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019

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Gilberts Illinois

Gilbert’s Illinois is a small town in northern Illinois filled with a bunch of hicks everywhere but the “wannabe” ghetto of timber trails, Gilbert’s Illinois has a hot spot at cruisins where a bunch of old white people like to talk about how kids nowadays aren’t shit.

Let’s go to Gilberts Illinois and pick up some milfs at cruisins

by Fuck60136 October 20, 2021

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Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.

I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!

by Harry Phalms December 19, 2024

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illinois

a state that got surpassed in popularity by pennsylvania due to illinois' population decline

illinois used to be #5, and now is #6. pennsylvania surpassed it. funny enough, pennsylvania has lower than average population growth as well...

by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025

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Illinois Coke

The process in which a guy nuts in a plastic bag and lets it dry up and get “crusty” crushing it into a fine powder he then goes to a party with coke and swaps it out with his dry semen when nobody is looking

Girl: “This coke tastes so fucking weird”
Guy: “That’s because its Illinois coke!”

by FrankVonWorthyton July 7, 2025

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