illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

by Dman6969 October 24, 2018

Illegalness

when you do something illegal but you want to add ness to it has a nice touch

mostly used term in games if you get Thick´d you should say illegalness but you have to yell it

by Thick´d.com May 2, 2022

Illegal Alien

Another word for illegal immigrants since they don’t have the right to be there so Alien-related laws/acts may be applied on then

Trump: “ Illegal aliens coming into our country under Biden are treated better than our vets.”

by A famous maid November 15, 2025

illegal camping

The act of finding a super badass illegal place to spend the night with your lady counterpart. Many times this evening is comprised of "bonding" usually of the kinky variety. Usually a campfire is not actually necessary...things will get hot.

Aye girl, we should go camping.... Illegal camping ;)

by walker4209 October 27, 2014

Illegal Cheese

A sex position involving cheese. You roll a slice of cheese, push it inside a woman's vaginas and eat it out of her

I tried "Illegal Cheese" with my girlfriend last night. I hope she lets me do it again

by Editmemes083 December 5, 2025

Illegally blonde

Not me

I am not illegally blonde

by _Legallyblonde_ July 22, 2019

Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets

Kind of like what you are doing.

Hym "Illegally cashing winning lottery tickets."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025