Instablast

1) v. to "like" every image in one's Instagram feed in a single, continuous session without regard for the quality of or interest in the content.

2) v. slang term used by millennials to describe a sex act by a male who prematurely ejaculates.

It took me forty-five minutes to Instablast, since I hadn't looked at my Instagram account in several days.

by joshuaware January 25, 2016

instructions unclear

A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.

Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.

User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?

by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016

Instagram Model

An Instagram Model is a shallow desperate female that doesn't have the ambition necessary to become anything valuable so she adheres to a label with little or no real meaning.

Keevonna C’Ante Wilson is an Instagram Model, she has no value and beats her tiny dog to release feelings of inadequacy.

by Jessica Opal May 21, 2018

Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

by Mindraker November 28, 2009

installation

The act of the male sex organ penetrating the female sex organ, thus installing it inside the girl.

"Houston, we have lowered our shields and are ready for installation!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Instagram Stalker

When someone always looking on your Instagram and liking all your pictures

Omg! Squidward keeps liking all my posts! He's such an Instagram Stalker!

by Instagram Stalker February 8, 2015

Walkerville Collegiate Institute

A highschool in the city Windsor, Ontairo filled with a bunch of wannabe egirls, furrys, and gays.

Her: “I wanna go to walkerville collegiate institute”
Him: “Oh, so your bisexual?”

by Uyxie May 3, 2020