Peeking Indian

A Peeking Indian is a condition of the penis where it's so small that only the head can be seen peeking through the bush.

Guy 1: Holy shit! That guy's penis is so tiny! What the fuck is that? Oh my God, there's something looking at us!

Guy 2: What the hell is that?!

And Peeking Indian was born.

by Mike Squared November 4, 2009

Indian Cousin

A term used to describe two men who have received oral sex from the same woman.

If two men both have coitus with the same woman, see "Eskimo Brother."

"Hey man, I heard you got a hummer from that bitch Tracy. Me too! Indian Cousins!"

"She was on her period so I got the BJ. I guess Mark and I are Indian Cousins now."

“When two guys get blowies from the same girl, they’re Indian Cousins"

by Assault Rifle December 2, 2011

indian men

"send bob" "u r bootiful"

carl azuz: "yesterday an Indian man slid in my dms and asked me to send bob."
dr phil: "well can i see? nevermind i love indian men."

by helenhoran December 6, 2019

Indian fail

To receive a grade less than a 93 on anything-be it a class average, homework assignment, or even a lowly participation grade.

Medha: Oh my god I'm going to fail this class!

Miscellaneous non-Indian person: What are you talking about, you're nowhere near failing this class

Medha: Man dang, I mean I'm going to Indian fail this class. That test is going to bring my average down below a 93!

Bhavya: Medha, ya real stoop.

by SmokeyBearSB November 6, 2010

Indian Scarf

The act of masturbating without touching the penis, rather the balls

I was so horny I performed an Indian Scarf

by TheProGuyDudeBro December 8, 2020

Indian Wedding

Describes hot weather or a warm stagnant room.

"Whoa, it's a real Indian Wedding in here." - sweaty guy.

by J.J. Abraham October 14, 2014

Indian handshake

When you wipe your ass with your hand

I ran out of tp and didn't have socks and had to give myself a Indian handshake.

by Zach quintrell May 4, 2020