The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.
by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019
Get the Illinois Chauncemug. A toxic scumbag who got cheated on and is trying to sabotage the cheaters life and uses their friends as spy’s and lies about everything.
by 2014 Toyota Corolla January 14, 2023
Get the Grape tree in the city of Illinois on a Fridaymug. full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/
by ben sober November 9, 2021
Get the hampton illinoismug. Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth
by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017
Get the illinois screwdrivermug. Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
by Truthteller1977777 October 19, 2020
Get the Palmyra, Illinoismug. If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.
by Drugs and hookers March 8, 2021
Get the Abingdon Illinoismug. An uninhabited community between two cornfields that has a grade school, pop machine, and cemetery to its name. Also, it floods.
by NowhereMan86 May 26, 2019
Get the Harding, Illinoismug.