Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.
by Gottrash March 11, 2016
Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.
Edwards County Illinois
by themanbehindthetxt June 02, 2011
by Lil cum guzzler April 26, 2024
When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.
My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.
by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023
A stupid town with an stupid oil company that constantly makes noise, has crappy schools and, a lot of retards
Man i hate robinson illinoies that town has nothing in it.
I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3
I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3
by Lird zapor February 27, 2022
When you cum in your moms vagina while she’s on her period and she queefs the juices out of her vagina onto your dick and sucks it off.
by Big back ass May 28, 2025
A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 06, 2023