Hyperism

A condition of being super hyper without an underlying condition causing a person to be hyper.

I’m so happy it causes me to have hyperism.

by Nellieg76 January 22, 2021

Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 27, 2020

Hyper virgin

Someones who is such a virgin whenever they interact with another person they instantly regain their virginity or if they where virgin they also become a hyper virgin, like a disease but its annoying and disrespectful

You are the largest hyper virgin in the universe

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Hyper-stalk

/hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.

Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.

A: "Dude, I was totally hyper-stalked by Edward!"
B: "No way!? What a total creep!"

by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025

balls-hyper

When a person becomes particularly hyper off of something seemingly innocent, such as sweet tea or a cigarette.

Damn, John is balls-hyper from just one cigarette. Calm down, dumbass.

by broken skeleton August 30, 2012

Hyper hackz

I guy that thinks his fatass friend knows binary and thinks he ddosed him

Yh that guys a defo hyper hackz

by yigyigt79 October 29, 2019

Hyper-rectalcranialitus

A fancy term for constantly having your head up your ass.

Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.

Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"

EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."

YO HEADS UP YO ASS.

by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016