Honorable avoidance

Going invisible to avoid further conversation

also done when a conversation is going nowhere

"hey""hi" "wassup" nuin" "wbu" "nuin"gtg" "ight ttyl" "(turns invisible)"
hey shelly!
hey, why are you invisible?
*sigh*James is on
honorable avoidance huh?

by whosaidwhat January 13, 2011

humorical

The cross between humorous and comical. Something that is so funny and amusing it's not just humorous it's humorical.

Oh wow that joke was so humorical!

by wordsmith33 August 24, 2011

Honor Student

Often used in news reports to describe a career criminal who has gone to prison or died from gang violence or the police to make them seem more worthy of empathy.

Jamal was an honor student just turning his life around when he was killed last night while trespassing in his neighbor's house.

by RubyLingo June 13, 2018

Shock humor

Humor with shock value. Challenges social values (sometimes with noble intentions) and can cause controversy.
Inherently politically incorrect, and can be a mark of true liberalism.

See also: Black comedy

South Park, Rick and Morty, and many 90's comedians have all used shock humor.

by GYX Kid August 30, 2020

british humor

bitter, sarcastic, and dry humor.
very, very, blunt.
usually understood better by those of a more intelligent breed.
actually quite funny.

offended lady:
the joke that arse made was so rude!

random bloke:
oh, it was just a bit of british humor!

by Clarizzle! December 18, 2008

One Hundred Pounds of Clay

A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.

Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!

by BigBird1017 March 8, 2008

Ford Five Hundred

The Ford Five Hundred (code name D258) is the succeedor of the Ford Tarus. Currently the only engine option avalible is the 3.0 L Duratec V6 engine that provides 203hp@5,750 rpm. Though somewhat dull on exterior styling in excells in saftey, cargo space, handling, and value.

With m new ford five Hundred I can fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.

by yomanwill September 17, 2006