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Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.
Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.
by Watch me rip this shit. March 1, 2011
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Drank Himself Retarded

The mental state where one has officially drank enough alcohol to be considered on an equivalent level with a retard. Typical symptoms include loss of ability to speak, hear, or perform basic life sustaining tasks. In order to determine the number of drinks one must consume to qualify for the status of drinking himself retarded a simple formula can be used:
Take the number of hours since you have started drinking and multiply it by the IQ of a retard that you personally know (This number normally ranges from 4 - 27). In rare cases retards with down syndrome have a higher IQ. However drinking has not been shown to force the development of an extra 21st chromosome (the cause of down syndrome) and for this reason their IQs are not acceptable for the equation.

Recap: Drinking Yourself Retarded = (# hours since you started drinking) x (IQ of a retard you personally know)
This will equal the number of drinks you need to have consumed at any given time to be considered officially retarded.

Ironically this equation works in an inverse manner. If the retard you personally know is only slightly retarded (IQ in upper 20's) then you will drink yourself to severe retardation using the formula. If the person you know is a full blown retard (IQ around 6) then you will drink yourself to the level of only slight retardation.
Look at Chino, he is showing no facial expressions, drooling on himself, pissed his pants, and cant seem to make basic complete sentences. I think he must have drank himself retarded.

Dude, Dan shit his pants, is speaking incoherently, and is trying to argue with a bar stool. He has drank himself retarded.
by OJ Da Juiceman10 June 20, 2009
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hummer

When a girl goes down on a guy and makes his willy want to cry while mumming.
Angel gives GREAT hummer, not your mom.
by Duckiee June 27, 2006
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homsegud

Homsegud is a god for all the Homses in the world. It is one god named Raphael and a Godess named Puma. This god is the god for the religion Homsolikken.

This is a religion who accept very much.
Let's join the Homsolikk! We'll get respected and accepted there. 8D The homsegud is great!
by Aian and Puma October 5, 2007
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Hummer

When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.
"Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."
by Doc December 12, 2002
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HUMMER

Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources
What a Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources (HUMMER)!
by dianneyunkeraz October 10, 2008
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Stretch Hummer

When a girl is bent over and the other person licks from the clitoris all the way to the asshole.
Man, I guess she went running earlier because I gave her a stretch hummer and it tasted salty
by Nathaniel Longbritches April 26, 2010
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