holy baloney

Tremendous amount of b.s.

Holy baloney the line at In-N-Out Burger is long!

by TuLove December 24, 2016

holy roman empire

neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire.

"holy roman empire is neither holy nor roman nor an empire religion and censorship suck" (c) francois-marie arouet

by history is disgusting June 22, 2018

Holy Nut

When a person nailed to a cross ejaculates

Jesus just made a Holy Nut

by bigboisautism December 26, 2018

Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.

Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Holy shit balls

When shit is real so you gotta think something up to say quick.

"Holy shit balls, the fucking economy is collapsing

by ISISN'T January 22, 2020

Holy Shoot

You are a good PG child who has been forbidden to swear so instead of Holy S**t you say, 'Holy Shoot'.

Good Christian Minecrafter: Holy Shoot I just found some diamonds.

by Taybrook May 3, 2020

HOLY SHIT IM BORED

when you are fuckin bored as shit but u have wifi and u dont have anything else to do during quarantine

Me: Holy shit im bored
Friend: SAME

by HOLY SHITT April 17, 2020