Pulling a Howard Ratner

1) When you gamble all of the money you made from selling goods you borrowed from someone else, and still lose all of THAT money.

2) When you hide in your side ho's closet and text her.
3)When you buy an uncut black opal gem online, and somehow get it stolen by Kevin Garnett.

1) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna pay for our bills.
2) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna unfuck Julia.
3) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna get our Uncut Gem *wink* back from Kevin Garnett.

by BanquetBoi420 June 5, 2020

Mr. Howard

is a very sarcastic guy who is not scared to publicly embarrasses people that disrespect him and his class, but as long as you are somewhat on his good side, he will be the funniest and most worthwhile people to be around and taught by.

Student 1: Mr. Howard scares me...

Student 2: thats your problem, he's awesome.

Student 1: maybe because I am ignorant.

by TrueCanadian16 May 24, 2022

Howard

To smash an egg over ones self whilst wanking.

Things got a bit sticky last night after i had a Howard.

by Switch01 February 9, 2009

Dirty Howard

Where you take a dump on your partner's feet and then rinse it off with urine

Would you please give me a dirty howard? It feels so good

by bonesey44 March 3, 2011

howard stern

Cut a deal with serious for $500 million! in 5 years thats $100 million a year for a radio dj who sits there n bs's all day this guy is the smartest jew ive ever met

Damn that fool has a nose like howard stern to bad he dont got a bank account like his ugly ass

by JENNY JAMES September 30, 2005

Howard City, MI

Small crap hole town in West Michigan, right off the highway surrounded my corn. The high school graduates about 150 students a year, some drop out or get knocked up. Usually if you are born here, you are stuck here. There aren't any fast food restaurants so you'd have to go a town or two over to eat McDonalds, BK, or whatever else you fancy. Most people have summer teeth or no hair. Bums seem to flock here as well as drunks. There is one motel, but I would not stay there. Not a lot goes on in this rink-a-dink town, but the kids that do get out and get a life, are totally amazing!

Dude: man, we had to stop in Howard City, MI to get gas. I'm glad I don't live there.

Bud: yeah I know what you mean, it's more like Howard Shitty!

by Sitting On Santa's Lap April 1, 2009

Howard Dean

A lberal elite born in a sheltered life of money and socialist dogma. From his secret hideout in Vermont he hopes to emerge as the smearmeister of Bush-bashers par excellent from the nine hopeless losers called candidates. Face it folks, smearing ones opponent does not make the smearer the better choice.

Bush in 2004..easily

by picklehaubster December 14, 2003