After eating steak and potatoes, you take a shit that first comes out as a solid and slowly turns into a liquid as you progress through shitting and looks like and has the same texture as mud. Now here is where the hot dog comes in, you use the shit you just took as lubrication to masturbate and after you have climaxed, you feed the shit/jizz mix to your dog or cat, of course with some leftover dinner!
by Mister Insidious October 4, 2011
Get the Muddy Hotdogmug. when you are having way too much fun typing and way too horny to realize that you spelled honry wrong. oh and you also want a nice boob fucking w/ extra mustard and maybe a tad bit of mayo.
by Robert Smith June 18, 2006
Get the honry hotdogmug. A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle
by Lord Schubert May 17, 2006
Get the Turkish Hotdogmug. before recieving oral pleasures, a man draws, with a black marker, a pair of studious glasses and various math equations on his jack johnson to surprise the pleasure giver.
so did you get your d wet last night?
no...
what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?
i pulled the old harvard hotdog.
classic!
no...
what? why not? i thought you had it all set up?
i pulled the old harvard hotdog.
classic!
by samuel bissell March 21, 2009
Get the harvard hotdogmug. "Easy Shaggy, I don't think Hotdog Water actually has hotdogs, she just smells like hotdog water because when someone doesn't wash after gym and they wear gingham or wool, like hotdog water, there's a chemical reaction from the bacteria that can smell like, well, like hotdogs!" - Fred Jones
by Pseud0n February 27, 2022
Get the Hotdog Watermug. by JRock nd LDub, PRPA July 13, 2014
Get the Bushkill hotdogmug. by Pp man <3 November 12, 2015
Get the wasabi hotdogmug.