to spend time together in the horizontal position, not particularly with sexual contact (but it is acceptable)
laying around goofing off = quality horizontal time
good sex = quality horizontal time
cuddling = quality horzontal time
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cuddling = quality horzontal time
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A highly overrated British Deathcore band fronted by the arrogant Oli Sykes (best known for his 13 year old girl physique and habit of public urination). The band not only writes uninspired, often comical music, but performs such music poorly live. Never before has such a muddy live sound been combined with such sloppy musicianship.
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A pubic louse in the in the butt-crack of murdered prostitute lying naked, face down, in the middle of the street at dusk would observe the sun to set over the cleftal horizon.
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“I’m horizontal running.” -Fat Amy *laying on the ground and moving her legs in a bicycle motion*
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