oriental porn

A mix of orintal/american peoplr getting off in the weirdist way see i'm the plumber.

oriental porn sucks

by GirlSkater February 22, 2004

Horizontal

An insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you're talking with a person that is comatose.

That guy is so horizontal, I thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and I would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.

by WordzGuy April 20, 2011

horizontal hierarchy

The order of digits in a number or the order of letters in a word or the order of characteristics in a classification table.

The horizontal hierarchy of our number system places the ten's column to the left and adjacent to the one's column.

by Patrick Eberhart May 28, 2006

Oriental Rug

A sexually position when you warp someone up in a blanket with only their butt showing. The you proceed to enter your penis into their butt-hole. Then for quick clean up you wipe the residue on the blanket.

You can say,"I'm going to Oriental Rug your ass if you don't shut up."

by Brad Hankyspanky January 11, 2009

horizontal patty melt

it's when you order fish sandwich from McDonald's with extra tarter sauce then you go home put it between your mattress and have sex with it until you cum then eat it afterwards

Hey Brad I tried the horizontal patty melt last night it was great

by Detestedanimal July 18, 2017

horizontal hooters

The appearance of a horizontal set of hooters when a girl who doesn't realize she's getting fat wears a shirt and pants that are too tight, whereby the waist line of the pants creates the second set of horizontal hooters (upper stomach & lower stomach/gunt).

Holy shit, look at the horizontal hooters on that girl! She needs to lose some weight.

by bg7 May 12, 2008

Foriental

a person who appears to be from the orient but may come from anywhere in world

that guy looks a bit foriental

by cybermum March 1, 2010