Cock Holster

cock holster ; noun,pronoun, verb; def; A Feature found on a person(s) face

usually the mouth. ie holster where one can insert his / her

cock to silence useless speech.

to holster ones cock.

holstering a cock.

why don't you shut your cock holster?? I'm tired of your
constant bitching!, already.

by fairlane500 July 4, 2009

hoosier

The most widely accepted definition of a hoosier: a hillbilly, hick, white trash, dirt bag, racist, provincial, ethnocentric, and/or scumbag. Typical interests of a hoosier includes: guns, pickup trucks, NASCAR, wife beating, neglecting pets, beating one's wife, mowing the grass, shooting animals, and drinking beer. A hoosier is commonly suspicious of outsiders, and will be uncomfortable in unfamiliar social situations. A hoosier can originate from any part of the world, but are found in highest concentration in the southern U.S. and Indiana (which is also known as the Alabama of the north). The term hoosier is an insult.

"Are you hoosier?"

"Yea good buddy! Let's keep it local! Gonna watch some NASCAR and drink some beer! Yeeee haw! Buddy, you don't have to be shy, I'm hoosier too--you can say all the racist thangs you want."

by Veron April 23, 2012

Hooteratic

Someone who either has a vast love for chicken wings or most likely a fetish for young girls in tight orange shorts

Friend: Hey Jeff your a Hooteratic

Jeff: But I really am here for the Food

by ThePourDr October 20, 2012

hoosiermaker

Having unprotected sex while in Indiana.

Let's go back to my place in downtown indy and have ourselves a hoosiermaker.

by Dorfinator February 18, 2015

holster sagging

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff

The cop was a bag guy and he wore baggy pants and suffered from a bad case of holster sagging.

by joecoolthefool January 16, 2016

hoosler

A term in Northern Ireland which means something is irritating or annoying you

1 Oh that boy over thier is a hoosler
2oh theon beds a hoosler

by Kenbo36 March 19, 2017

hoosier hot

A very attractive person of hoosier, red neck and/or urban caucasian qualities.

Channing Tatum, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Luke Bryan, etc.

Girl #1: Channing Tatum is so hot!
Girl #2: Yeah, but he's like hoosier hot

by yourlastchance May 1, 2017