Holy Bible

A self-proclaimed holy text consisting of 66 books which create an Old Testament and New Testament. There are many varying interpretations of the bible which has led to many wars in the name of the bible's proposed author Jehovah which still consists to this day (see George Bush). According to the text, if you don't accept Jesus Christ into your life, you will burn forever in hell.

A fundamentalist Christian is a person who reads and believes every word of the Holy Bible.

by Goddunit December 9, 2008

holy hell

1. an exclamation of disbelief
2. oxymoron
3. possibly a word satanists use to describe heaven

Holy hell it's that clingy chick fom German class

by dookiemaster June 28, 2006

Holy Ho

A young lady who's at the club on Friday grinding on the dancefloor and at church on Sunday asking for forgiveness.

Brenda-Dang look at Ashley, she's so hungover! That ho is always drunk, last night she was trying to hook up with that bartender!
Byron-Yup, that girl's a holy ho, fo sho.

by susie v January 28, 2009

holy schnitzel

some jewish kids cannot swear so they tend to use other words to replace words like shit and fuck
so in this case its holy schnitzel!

holy schnitzel is most commonly used among jews in australia.

jew: holy schnitzel!
me: what?
jew: that schnitzeling train was fast!

by Konstah August 13, 2018

Holy cleansing

Hitler's manifest destiny. The purest and most righteous path of the ultimate lord and savior on his quest to vanquish the world from demonic forces (Jews) and was only opposed by Christ hating satanists.

Adolf in the most sacrificial act decide to spend his time, resources, and mercy on eliminating the Jews during the holy cleansing era.

by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018

holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005

Holy shot

When you try to kill yourself by shooting yourself in the head, but you miss and the bullet bounces off something, resulting in killing you on the second try, almost as if God wanted you dead no matter what.

Joseph: "Damn man, Ronny killed himself last night. I can't believe..."
Dereck: "I know man, it's terrible. I heard the holy shot finished him off."

by Lmaooooicanteven November 25, 2020