hobbins

An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.

Man, that hobbins needs a good waxing.

by Hobbins December 11, 2008

hobbiting

Using petroleum jelly to stick hair to the top of your feet for sexual purposes.

A milder, and foot centric, form of the Savsquatch or sexsquatch, which both cover the entire body.

I mailed Savana some of my shaved off body hair. She used a layer of pertroleum jelly to stick it to her feet for sex stuff. You know she's crazy into hobbiting.

by Juarez.Gaines October 21, 2011

the hobbit

the worst book in the world. lord of the rings is a sequel. you might have to read it in 7th or 8th grade for summer reading or just during school. its more of a boys book. and it was made into a play (worst play ever).

Girl 1: hey did you like our summer reading book, the hobbit?
Girl 2: Nah, it wasn't very good and its more of a boys book.
Girl 1: yeah that's true.

by theaterchickie August 22, 2009

hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is

"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition

by frodo the great January 11, 2009

hobbit sized

A term used to describe someone short in stature. Usually the shortest within a in a group.

"I'm not tall, I'm hobbit sized!"

by Darlowyn April 23, 2010

hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Hobbitification

The process of turning oneself into a Hobbit.

Jared has begun hobbitification by not wearing shoes an shaving the tops of his feet.

by Casey Moseley April 19, 2015