herbert

the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.

Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert

by luckiepee-air January 14, 2011

hebe

A shortened form of hebephile; i.e. one who is attracted to adolescents a.k.a. jailbait.

I think he's a hebe because he likes hanging out with the junior high school girls

by Norah Jones May 3, 2008

herbert and melville

Boobs. Herbert being the right side and Melville his the counterpart to the left.

I had a lot of fun playing with Herbert and Melville last night.

by YaoMama October 15, 2003

herbert

It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.

"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."

"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."

"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."

"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."

"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."

"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."

by Øne November 9, 2007

Hebe

A feeling you want to explain but you can't because chebe

Are you hebe?
I think this is hebe.

by cateshwari December 24, 2019

hebe

A derogitory word for a person of jewish heritage. If a christian calls a Jewish person a hebe or kike, they are a hypocrit because Jesus Christ was jewish and half of the the christian bible is about jewish people

1: What a hebe he picked up a penny.
2: Uh, hes fuckin homeless bro and remember christ was jewish so the hebes are cool.

by (I'd rather be anonymous because im pissing off many hypocrits) July 5, 2006

hebede-jebedez

I'm too hot to handle; you've heard this one before (goes best when used in a sentence with the word "babies," scabies, or even hendiadys

So why'd they make such a big deal out of one baby if Lindbergh had multiple babies, hebede-jebedez?

also: I cannot make your babies, hebede-jebedez

by Khata Yamamata June 2, 2003