herbst

1. going spastic on another person verbally.
2. cradle robber

1. Craig pulled a herbst on John.
2. Did you see Joe's new girl? Yeah, he's herbsting her.

by ring-tailed lemur October 12, 2007

herbster

one who loves men; a mariposa

kel: hey look at that dude dressed in those crazy rainbow clothes!
matt: yeah, he's such a herbster! kind of like us!

by mrl May 11, 2007

herbs

a type of cheese. Commonly used as in the phrase "a flock of herbs".

"Hey look at those flocks of herbs!"

by herbsboboa October 24, 2009

herbsman

Friendly stoners who listen to quality metal and smoke quality green.

But, are too stoned to realize that it should be "herbsmen" because it's plural. Ah well, blame the drugs.

Mike is pretty attractive, huh?
Oh yeah, he's always good times too. He's part of herbsman inc.

by GodsJesus August 25, 2005

hercules

code word for jacking off
hence, when Hercules was a child, he choked two snakes, choking the snake means jacking off

Hey, did you hercules yesterday?

by u cant know January 15, 2008

helping herself to a snack

the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.

After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"

by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006

King Herps

1) very large Herpes know at times to explode during sex

Jubjub: Fuck you!

Becky: no, no, their just King herps

Jubjub: i know bitch Kyle died fucking a bitch with King Herps blew his dick into his skull

by Cosmic Pope August 7, 2011